IDEAS SESSION AT THE DILDO FACTORY


BOSS: ok people - rabbits and dolphins on dildos have been done to death. we need new ideas. we need new sexy animals. anyone?

WORKER: how about a chicken?

BOSS: think sexier

WORKER: sexier than a chicken?

BOSS: yes

WORKER: chickens are sexy

BOSS: no

WORKER: what about a chicken in a dress

BOSS: no! no chickens

WORKER: sperm whale?

BOSS: too sexy. think smaller

WORKER: ants? spiders?

BOSS: ...

WORKER: chicks dig spiders, right?

BOSS: ... you're fired, gary.