hmmm... i feel like i have to do something amazing today to turn this blog around. feels very strained at the moment. the filters i used to employ to sort out the good from the shit don't seem to be working so well at the moment - like they're damaged or something. i'm hoping they're just on their cigarette break and will join me again shortly.

part of me feels to take down the posts i don't really like or am a bit embarrassed by, but another part feels that this would somehow be dishonest in a way. this whole 'blog' thing is very strange anyway - it's a bit like keeping a private diary, then getting massive photocopies of it and leaving them up all over town, slipping them under people's doors etc.

maybe i'm just doing it wrong. it definitely needs to funnier and less self-pitying.*

maybe i should write out a manifesto.


MY MANIFESTO:

• Live each day to the fullest!
• Life is beautiful! Give it a kiss! Go on!
• Try something new and exciting everyday! (like learn a new skill, or have that wank in the library that you always wanted!)
• When life gives you lemons, use them to throw at people you don't particularly like!

 and so on...


(* in much the same way 'sarcasm is the lowest form of wit', i imagine self-pity to be 'the lowest form of pity.')