i almost went on a picnic yesterday, but then i didn't.

in other news, i need to work on my anecdotes.

i had an idea to design bookmarks for kindles, but i have recently been informed this idea is shit. here was my prototype.

happy valentine's day!

not many people realise that it is actually

 more traditional to celebrate valentine's day on the 4th of march 2013. 

don't let the greetings card companies fool you with their lies.

right - oscar got in trouble with the police so i had to send him off to military school, so that's the end of that for now.

oscar trolling people on you tube.

i am bored, so i am teaching oscar how to count up to jefty-eight.

mumpty-four

mumpty-eight

... JONTY!

jonty-one
jonty-two

jonty-six

... JEFTY!

jefty-two

jefty-three

jefty-seven

... JEFTY-EIGHT!

tomorrow we shall learn how to count up to bunty-seven.

oscar

 i currently have a friend called oscar staying with me 

(don't worry - not the legs dude. 
he hasn't shot anyone - he's just a guinea pig)

alien comic strip? 

i was in russia the other day, and i found this weird little comic lying not too far from where that meteorite struck. i think it might be written in some strange alien language... or it might just be in russian. 

i guess we'll never know.

hey folks!

sorry it's been a while. recently discovered a door in my room, and when you go through it, you're sort of transported to this strange outside world full of cars and other people and buildings and shitty weather and stuff.

also discovered quite a cool feature in my room where there's a bit of cloth on my wall, and when i pull it up, bits of shiny air come in through a bit of glass and make things easier to see.

anyway, the novelty of all of this has now worn off, so i'll probably be staying in a darkened room again and trying to do more drawings and stuff.