if you're ever in the park on your own at 2am on a saturday and a wizard tries to beckon you over, always say 'no', because wizards are notorious sex pests.

how I deal with complaints.

okay, so i've had this little owl for a while now, and we've been through a lot together because i've carried him around in the notebook in my bag for almost a year now, but i've never really known what to do with him, so i thought i'd give him some colour because he's always been there for me, and his name is olly and he plays in a metal band on wednesdays.

i have just seen a missing animal poster with a picture of three separate cats on it.

to lose one cat is careless, but to lose three at the same time makes me think they all ran away together.

i have just wasted 3 weeks.

ATTENTION: SUSPENSION OF BLOG

i have recently decided to do an experiment on myself to see whether i can live without the internet for a month. it shouldn't really be a big deal, but it obviously is. my whole life revolves around it - mainly as a source of distraction. i'm hoping by proving to myself i can live without it, i will become more productive and driven. i'm not going to lie - it's going to be god damn tough, but hopefully the benefits will be worth it.

yeah, so that's right - guess this blog is going to be pretty dull for the next month.

i should be back in 4 weeks though with a whole load of crazy ass next-level shit and stuff... hopefully.

(i also hope i don't just end up staring at the walls and crying for a month, as i'm kind of saving that for september when i finally turn 30.)


see you on the other side people!

some little guys i did for people for christmas one year. now all i have left of them is this badly taken photograph. they grow up so fast! i worry about them sometimes - out there all alone in the big bad world. ... *sniff*...  

i wonder how they're doing....