writers never get enough credit.

i mean, everyone knows what jesus's last name was ('h.christ', right?), but who the hell knows what mathew, mark, luke or john's last names were? i sure don't.

sure jesus was a good character, but they should have got a bit more credit for writing him.

i guess there were just fewer people back then. maybe they didn't need surnames - like madonna. there were probably only 4 lukes in existence (i miss those days), and they probably all had nick names to tell them apart on the rare occasion they were ever in the same room together (like 'fat luke', lukey '2-hands', 'lukey-lukey luke-luke', and 'luke who's talking?'... i'm guessing...)

hmmm... that last one is stupid.

i might have to research this a bit more.

HALF AN IDEA:

Protest outside a sex toy factory. The signs read 'Make Love, Not Dildos.'



eugh... god, i hate sundays.

if you're ever in the park on your own at 2am on a saturday and a wizard tries to beckon you over, always say 'no', because wizards are notorious sex pests.

how I deal with complaints.

okay, so i've had this little owl for a while now, and we've been through a lot together because i've carried him around in the notebook in my bag for almost a year now, but i've never really known what to do with him, so i thought i'd give him some colour because he's always been there for me, and his name is olly and he plays in a metal band on wednesdays.